Summer in the land of expats often means going home. Many families pack up and head to their home country for a few months. Oh it sounds like fun but it can be a costly and tiring few months. The cost of renting a house and car add up very fast, so you can imagine how thrilled I was this year when a friend from California suggested a "house swap"! Really, a "house swap" I thought...somehow I felt like we were getting the better end of this deal with sunny California and all! We agreed, firmed up dates, and swapped instructions on how to run things in said house.
Her email on her house was great. 7-8 lines about locking doors and running the pool, easy...after all I had lived in an American house before. I on the other hand, wrote her a thesis on the runnings of our German house! It was scary, the blinds alone could cause a grown man's blood pressure to rise a few points, not to mention the trash...oh dear God, the trash! Had she received her Master's Degree in Recycling before this trip? If she hadn't, she would have some studying to do! And, the washing machine, oh let me just apologize to her now for that whole experience!
One topic I barely touched on in my thesis, was the grocery store. I mentioned that there were bags in the trunk of my car, and to make sure that they had a coin if they wanted a shopping cart, but how could I prepare this poor, unexpecting family for the comments that were sure to come their way? Would they cry like I had the first time the checker threw their items on the floor? Or how about when someone commented on the large amount of groceries in their cart...oh yes, this really happened; An elderly gentleman followed me down the dairy aisle asking me;
"Warum gibt es so viel sum Essen?" Why so much food?
"Viel ich Hunger habe!" Because I am hungry!
"Nein, Sie sind Americanerin!" No, you are American!
Seriously, did he just say this? Oh, yes he did!
I woke up last night at 2:00 a.m. in a state of panic that this would ruin their European holiday, I had visions of them showing up at their own doorstep and telling me to find a new place to stay, the game was over! Now, I'm sure that the Tylenol PM, the Vodka and tonic and the jet lag may have had something to do with my dream but I wanted to write this blog to give them just as few pointers as I feel I left them a little "high and dry" on the grocery side of the thesis! So here is wishing you the best as you head into the land of Aldi dear, sweet home swap family for I am off to read magazines at the checkout, have someone bag my groceries and enjoy the small talk with the cashier!
A house swap...what a great idea! But your poor friends coming to Germany....um, good luck! I am an expat in the southern part of Germany. If I were closer, I'd definitely take them grocery shopping. It's quite the task. And yes, no small talk, smiling or free bags are in their future while here.
ReplyDeleteFor the trash, eh, I say just dump it all in one black trash bag and put it all in the "rubbish" container. A few weeks won't throw the recycling world off. :)
But they will get to experience the freshest fruit and veggies I've ever tasted, fabulous beer and a country surrounded by beautiful places to explore!
I so agree with your comment...dump the trash and enjoy the veggies and beer! Thanks for stopping by and I hope you follow!
DeleteAs a Brit who has been to many European cities, and now lives in the US, I found this hilarious. It reminds me of the three hours my mum and I spent entertaining ourselves the Tesco in Bratislava before realizing we should be looking at some art or something.
ReplyDeleteIsn't it the truth :) I spent an hour in the cereal isle alone the other day. Just sent my hubby home with a suitcase full of food. It's the little things like the fact that I can converse at the checkout that's nice as well. Thanks for stoping by!!
DeleteCome on, Dena.....it's not THAT bad....! She'll love it! Give her my phonenumber, in case she needs help with anything!
ReplyDeleteOh Anonymous...I know who you are, and you haven't ever been here :) You will see!!
DeleteHouse swapping is such a good idea!
ReplyDeleteI hope all goes well when you have your holiday and it would be interesting to read what your friend thought of Germany!
Molly
Molly...you may be onto something. May have here write a guest post!!
DeleteDena,
ReplyDeleteFirst of all I've missed you. Thank you for sharing at Memories by the Mile.
I'm excited for you to have a holiday in sunny California, JUST ENJOY yourself. They will have the experience of a life time, having a holiday in Germany. It's home to you, but it's an adventure to them.
Hugs,
Wanda Ann @ Memories by the Mile
Wanda you are just so sweet!!! I am loving sunny California!! You so right, it's an adventure and it seems they are really enjoying themselves!
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